• The story of my life, I take her home
  • Title: F My Life
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Spring still life for my friend Monarch - Art Print on Canvas (28x20 inches, unframed)

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I kept asking myself if this lifestyle was what I really wanted for the rest of my life. I mean, I was 22. Sit in small town Connecticut or New York for the rest of my life? Yeah… i’ll pass.

Enter the devastatingly funny world of F My Life, where calamity is comedy. Covering every disastrous pratfall in love, work, family-life, and more, F My Life proffers other people’s ruinous, real-life happenings to brighten your gloomiest day: someone getting dumped through a greeting card, ignored at their birthday party, or insulted by their own grandmother. Spanning everything from ironic twists of fate to down-right shameful moments, F My Life’s squirm-inducing stories are schadenfreude at its finest. So today, take solace in knowing that at least you’re not that guy. There now, don’t you feel better?


F My Life (Catholic University of America 2009)

I’m only 21 and I feel your pain. In addition to my lower than average intelligence, I have ADD, an introverted personality, height and blood phobia and social anxiety, as well as having relatively weak health. I wonder if it’s because life cannot be perfect, because in other areas of my life, I am very fortunate and it’s almost perfect. All these restrict my choices of jobs, and among the list, I can tell you that I hate those I can think of, and there may be a few lying around that either are rare (hence low chance of snagging a job) or does not exist yet (bummer, because I need a job ASAP).